Media Swamp: The State Of Diner Placemat Advertising

In an effort to better serve potential readers we decided to purchase a block of placemat ads in numerous diners in New York and New Jersey to offer our services as a publication dedicated to problem-solving. Got beef with your neighbor's unkempt lawn? Email Ratter. Is your mailman a creep who makes you uneasy?… » 2/27/15 12:51pm Friday 12:51pm

A Panhandler's Hustle: No Stomach For Sucking Up

In the last year Kyle Collins, 23, has been panhandling on the streets of San Francisco he estimates he's made just $100. He says he's an anti-hustler who refuses to do the "capitalist suck-up," even if that would help him earn more money. He sleeps on the streets and struggles, he says, with addiction to crystal meth. » 2/26/15 4:19pm Thursday 4:19pm

California's Lieutenant Governor Might Ruin This Lesbian Bar

"It was our living room, our den, our extension of queer youth group with sex and drugs and rock and roll," reminisces queer porn producer Courtney Trouble. Trouble is talking about The Lexington Club, San Francisco's self-proclaimed "friendly neighborhood dyke bar" that was just purchased by California's lieutenant… » 2/25/15 6:23pm Wednesday 6:23pm

Media Swamp: Hurdy Gurdy Man

The biggest regret this week so far is that the Dick Formerly Known As Bieber's Dick overshadowed Swamp Dogg's amazing cover of Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man." The song's about a fat man who loves lovin', maybe, or imminent doom. Depends on your mood. » 2/20/15 4:44pm 2/20/15 4:44pm

Here's The Pivotal Track Of The "Blurred Lines" Copyright Case

The jury that will decide whether Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams' "Blurred Lines" is a ripoff of Marvin Gaye's "Got To Give It Up" aren't allowed to listen to "Got To Give It Up" — at least, not the version that we're used to. In a bizarre ruling, the judge has decided that the jury can only hear the bits of the… » 2/20/15 3:12pm 2/20/15 3:12pm

Me And Justin Bieber Have Nothing In Common – Except My Dick [NSFW]

When I heard on the radio that uncensored photos of Justin Bieber's junk sprung up online earlier this week, my curiosity was aroused. I'm a normal human person; of course I wanted to peek at the peen of Canada's most notorious douchebag. What I didn't expect was my own wang staring back at me. » 2/20/15 12:20pm 2/20/15 12:20pm